Lelaki hitam suka membongkok si jalang putih tebal ini dan mengongkek pepek basahnya

You guys told me that she was going to be here over an hour ago.

And then when I called you, that was over a half hour ago.

So it's going on two hours and still no maid.

Like I said, it's really important because I have a really big party going on tonight.

And, you know, my house is messing and I need a maid to come clean.